I'll occasionally do a Google search of myself to see where I stand in the world, and today's search turned up my first blog ever, "The Clickbird Chronicles," which I started in June of 2003.
As I was scrolling through the pages, realizing that I used to be funny, I noticed that there was a comment posted in response to a satirical entry I wrote about a beauty pageant in Michigan's Upper Peninsula and the girl who was crowned queen, Leah Normand. Well, turns out the comment was from Leah, who was offended by my gentle poke at pageant girls from the U.P. The comment was dated Oct. 14, 2005, more than two years after the entry was posted. Turns out Leah must have been doing some vanity Googling of her own when she stumbled upon her name in The Clickbird Chronicles.
CLICK HERE to see the controversial post, and read the following comment from Leah (color coded in a venomous red):
I just wanted to let you know that I can eat all the pasties that I like. I'd also like to know where exactly you got the impression that pageant girls can't eat anything. I've participated in several pageants over the years and have never been on a diet. Any girl who is stupid enough to starve themselves to deal with "the consequences of being a beauty representative" is not confident in the person that they are. Also, for your information, pageants are not based simply on looks, you have to have a good head on your shoulders to compete. I am offended that you stereotype pageant girls as people who have so little belief in themselves that they will only eat water, air, and (in my case) "copper chips."
Leah Normand • 10/14/05; 9:55:03 AM #
I'll occasionally do a Google search of myself to see where I stand in the world, and today's search turned up my first blog ever, "The Clickbird Chronicles," which I started in June of 2003.
4 comments:
Leah - please referance
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
My favorite part bout that video is the look on the face of Mario Lopez after she completes her answer. It's pretty bad when even A.C. Slater thinks you're dumb.
Hey good job offending! I should take notes haha. :)
I can't believe as my own brother you would dare to write such harsh words about beauty queens. Remember when I was first runner up Miss Dance 1988. You probably don't remember..because you erased the only video i had of my performance to tape a football game.. I struggled to fit into my leotard that year, but that didn't stop me from eating pierogies! I was close to winning.
Leave us beauty queens alone!
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