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Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee said Thursday that if elected he'd nominate Ric "Nature Boy" Flair, the professional wrestler, for Homeland Security secretary.
Well, don't think that his Republican opponents are going to just sit back and let the Nature Boy and the Altar Boy take the country by storm. They'll have to first go through the newly formed tag-team duo of Dusty and Mac -- wrestler Dusty Rhodes and Arizona Senator John McCain.
The candidates will ditch the boring debates and go head to head in a southern-style cage match in South Carolina. And the party has agreed to lose the lame delegates award and opt for a shiny gold belt.
Prediction: Huck's secret weapon, Jesus, will descend on the match and strike McCain with a foreign object. Huck pins McCain and takes home the belt. Huck and Flair will then move on to Florida to defend their belt against Rudy Guiliani and the Big Boss Man, who recently re-formed the tag team The Twin Towers.
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Whichever candidate chooses Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat as their tag partner has my vote...
Update: Hulk Hogan endorsed Barack Obama when he was on the Tonight Show the other night... sounds like we're just about ready for a candidate Wrestlemania here.
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