Top-Ten Names for Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby

Does anyone have the home address of Britney Spears' 16-year-old sister, Jamie? I have this book "6,000 Names for Your Baby" that came in handy when we were trying to name our child. So, when I heard about her pregnancy, I thought it'd be nice to send her our copy. If you have her address, just post it in the comments below, or pass her a link to this blog entry, where I've listed 10 names from the book that I think would be a good fit for J-Lynn's future child. The boy names are written in blue and girl names are in pink, followed by the meaning of the name (taken straight from the book):

10. Alima -- "learned in dancing and music." I could picture little Alima standing up in a high school class someday introducing herself: "Hi. My name's Lima and I'm learned in dancing and music."

9. Harod -- "the loud terror." If he has a voice like his auntie Brit's, this name will be fitting, especially if he toddles around trying to sing some of her songs with his little man voice.

8. Demetria -- "from a fertile land."

7. Spear -- "spearman." Spear Spears would be the ultimate white-trash choice of a name.

6. Octavia -- "the eighth born." Would she be the eighth born from the Spears' girls? I'm losing count.

5. Lincoln -- "from the place by the pool." Nice to be named after the place you were conceived.

4. Jasper -- "treasure bringer." Mom has already landed a $1M deal with OK! magazine for a photo shoot when the baby is born.

3. Nevada -- "white as snow." It would be cool for little Nevada to tag along for weekend binges with auntie Brit. And when momma Jamie turns 21, she can go, too.

2. Brett -- "a native of Brittany." Enuf said.

1. Leoda -- "woman of the people." Did she make this baby? Or did our obsession with the Spears' family help to conceive this child? We are all Leoda's mother and father, which means we'll all owe a few cents per paycheck toward child support. It's only right.