I Might Open a Hummer Dealership

I was looking at my blog the other day and at first glance I mistook its title for being Burkett Hummer instead of Burkett Humor. This made me wonder if there is, in fact, a Burkett Hummer dealership in existence. Through a search on Google I found that there is not. There are some Hummer dealerships near Burkett, Texas (where I'm totally thinking about moving), but there's no Burkett Hummer.

So, I don't know anything about owning a car dealership, but if I just change the title of Burkett Humor to Burkett Hummer I'll already have a blog up and running where I can post the latest deals on Hummers, Hummer news and maybe even set up a club for Hummer owners who purchased their Hummer from Burkett Hummer.

And then, when my son gets older, he can take over Burkett Hummer, and we can keep the business in the family for years and years to come... or at least until the planet starts to melt or explode from all the Hummers we'll be selling. But, if doomsday does come, wouldn't people want to be driving Hummers through all the wreckage and chaos? I could see the Hummer being the official vehicle of the apocalypse, and if we're already an established Hummer dealership, we'd totally be rich!