I Am Legend: Stubby Clapp Survives Baseball's Doomsday

There are no players left in America's pastime except for one, and he's Canadian.

Former U.S. Senator George J. Mitchell released an apocalyptic report Thursday that tied every player who has ever played Major League Baseball to steroids, except for one, a 5-foot-8, 175-pound native of Windsor, Ontario.

All those named in the report were sentenced to a lethal injection, except for one, who is short and skinny and obviously innocent... the legend... Stubby Clapp. Did I mention he's from Canada?

Clapp played left field in 23 games in 2001 for the St. Louis Cardinals, and he helped lead Team Canada to a fourth place finish in the 2004 Summer Olympics. Now he'll be left with the heavy task of restoring America's game, all while fighting off steroid-hungry vampires.

Will Clapp survive? Will baseball survive? Tune in at a ballpark near you...