There's a mad case of Norovirus sweeping through my family this holiday season.
So, I decided that the best way to cure it is to stop the hugging. Better to go with a holiday fist bump instead. It's a nice way of saying, "Happy holidays. I love you, but not enough to get sick from you."
If you're not familiar with Norovirus, it's basically the flu, except it sounds scarier. If you ever call in sick to work or school, tell 'em you have "Norovirus." Makes it sound like you're dying or something, and it'll get you some Ferris Bueller-like sympathy.
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
The Holiday Fist Bump
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
3 comments:
I think the Holiday Fist Bump is a great idea. Besides being a way around that scary virus thing, it's a way to evade sloppy Uncle Bill, let make him feel cool at the same time.
I think the Holiday Fist Bump is a great idea. Besides being a way around that scary virus thing, it's a way to evade sloppy Uncle Bill, yet make him feel cool at the same time.
Guys like Uncle Bill are the reason why they invented fist bumping.
Post a Comment